I ran out of floss the other day. I know you don’t care, but let’s embrace the mundane for a moment. I have been to every market and pharmacie (that’s how the French spell it, I swear) in the 5th and nothing. I’ve found the same ridiculous number of toothbrush choices as the US, hundreds of toothpaste options, and a dizzying number of denture cleaners, but no floss. Is it possible that the French don’t floss? I’ve been looking at French teeth ever since and they don’t seem to be falling out. Maybe when you eat your weight in butter every year, you don’t need to floss. This seems like a good plan…